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aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you
Mar 2, 2014 / 474,205 notes

aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you

(via jinnyandtonic)

If you are forthright in your own heart’s honest intent to love, you have nothing to worry about. Be bold, go forward, and love like hell.
Kim Pham
Feb 25, 2014
Intimacy is one of my most favorite reasons to be alive. And I don’t just mean the physical aspect it leads to. I mean the number of stories and jokes, and the level of honesty and compassion that lead to the point where I can trust you with my entire body. I’ve come to realize that I constantly hunger for spiritual intimacy – the kind where when I breathe you in, it sets my lungs on fire. The kind where you can look me in the eye and make me feel completely bare.
Feb 24, 2014 / 12,361 notes
My hands are in pain.
Feb 24, 2014 / 4 notes

My hands are in pain.

#willyoubemyalentine?
Feb 13, 2014

#willyoubemyalentine?

Feb 6, 2014 / 1 note

I work for a school

..and these are some of the things a former student called us today.

1. Cock-juggling thundercunt

2. Vagina-faced assmonkey

3. Koala-fucking douchecanoe

4. Dick-breath slothtwat

5. Inbred swamp whore

What does any of that even mean and where did she get that language from?!

Feb 3, 2014 / 8,591 notes
Got a new old car today!
Jan 29, 2014 / 3 notes

Got a new old car today!

Damaged my hair today.
Jan 26, 2014 / 14 notes

Damaged my hair today.

Jan 24, 2014 / 576,159 notes

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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