"If you are forthright in your own heart’s honest intent to love, you have nothing to worry about. Be bold, go forward, and love like hell."
@5 months ago
..and these are some of the things a former student called us today.
1. Cock-juggling thundercunt
2. Vagina-faced assmonkey
3. Koala-fucking douchecanoe
4. Dick-breath slothtwat
5. Inbred swamp whore
What does any of that even mean and where did she get that language from?!
@5 months ago with 1 note
cute things to call your girlfriend:
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8. preheat to 375°
@6 months ago with 519447 notes