aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you

aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you

(Source: karen-lee1love, via whiteorchids22)

@5 months ago with 380198 notes

"Intimacy is one of my most favorite reasons to be alive. And I don’t just mean the physical aspect it leads to. I mean the number of stories and jokes, and the level of honesty and compassion that lead to the point where I can trust you with my entire body. I’ve come to realize that I constantly hunger for spiritual intimacy – the kind where when I breathe you in, it sets my lungs on fire. The kind where you can look me in the eye and make me feel completely bare."

@5 months ago with 10709 notes
#willyoubemyalentine?

#willyoubemyalentine?

@6 months ago
#willyoubemyalentine #valentine #valentines day 
@6 months ago with 8561 notes
Damaged my hair today.

Damaged my hair today.

@6 months ago with 14 notes
#ombré #hair #bayalage 

"If you are forthright in your own heart’s honest intent to love, you have nothing to worry about. Be bold, go forward, and love like hell."

Kim Pham
@5 months ago
My hands are in pain.

My hands are in pain.

@5 months ago with 4 notes
#El Matador Beach #Malibu #California Life #Winter 

I work for a school

..and these are some of the things a former student called us today.

1. Cock-juggling thundercunt

2. Vagina-faced assmonkey

3. Koala-fucking douchecanoe

4. Dick-breath slothtwat

5. Inbred swamp whore

What does any of that even mean and where did she get that language from?!

@6 months ago with 1 note
Got a new old car today!

Got a new old car today!

@6 months ago with 2 notes
#quarter life crisis #mr2 spyder 

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via tastefullyoffensive)

@6 months ago with 546309 notes
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