It’s been a stressful month.

It’s been a stressful month.

@1 month ago with 4 notes

"If you are forthright in your own heart’s honest intent to love, you have nothing to worry about. Be bold, go forward, and love like hell."

Kim Pham
@1 month ago
My hands are in pain.

My hands are in pain.

@1 month ago with 4 notes
#El Matador Beach #Malibu #California Life #Winter 

I work for a school

..and these are some of the things a former student called us today.

1. Cock-juggling thundercunt

2. Vagina-faced assmonkey

3. Koala-fucking douchecanoe

4. Dick-breath slothtwat

5. Inbred swamp whore

What does any of that even mean and where did she get that language from?!

@2 months ago with 1 note
@2 months ago with 8530 notes
aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you

aerostotle:

r-omanceisboring:

wild-soulchiild:

omfg

this is the happiest gif I’ve ever seen

do you think this a fucking shojou manga you adorable cats you

(Source: karen-lee1love, via lovewhiteorchids)

@1 month ago with 366981 notes

"Intimacy is one of my most favorite reasons to be alive. And I don’t just mean the physical aspect it leads to. I mean the number of stories and jokes, and the level of honesty and compassion that lead to the point where I can trust you with my entire body. I’ve come to realize that I constantly hunger for spiritual intimacy – the kind where when I breathe you in, it sets my lungs on fire. The kind where you can look me in the eye and make me feel completely bare."

@1 month ago with 6122 notes
#willyoubemyalentine?

#willyoubemyalentine?

@2 months ago
#willyoubemyalentine #valentine #valentines day 

After confiding in my male coworker about a current crush..

this is what he tells me:

"You need to understand something right now, Tary: Every single guy you know wants to fuck you right now.

There is no mystery behind it, or past feelings, or being nice just to be nice. No. they all want to fuck you right now, that’s how dudes operate. The good ones operate in stealth mode and make you believe their bullshit, that it’s about something more, and that’s not their intentions, but it’s bullshit. They just want to get off. Don’t fall for their shit.”

I guess I’m not allowed to date for a while.

@2 months ago with 3 notes
Got a new old car today!

Got a new old car today!

@2 months ago with 1 note
#quarter life crisis #mr2 spyder 
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